jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via thestellarseacow)

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

(via thestellarseacow)

yellohboy:

Holy shit that is perfect!xD

(Source: betenoiresmash)

butters833:

aussieyoutubefangirl:

justwaitingtillim18:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

I actually can’t believe how much time they spent on this, parenting at its best

Love this. Great parenting right there!

I love these guys

(via yellohboy)

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via thestellarseacow)

iamblox:

beegoestomedicalschool:

cifranyomorusag:

sugarkisslove:

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

The tequila one though. hahaha :D

ez. :D

The tequila and wine faces lol

Good god.. .

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

(via iamblox)

heathenist:

Anime is finally a reality

(Source: nico-ahegao, via thestellarseacow)

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

(Source: jewmingle, via iamblox)

b-0-m-b-s-h-e-l-l:

Would like to receive a text like this

Sounds like someone i know….lol

b-0-m-b-s-h-e-l-l:

Would like to receive a text like this

Sounds like someone i know….lol

(Source: controllling, via hellopseudonym)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via hellopseudonym)